1 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:37,871 Hi. Don't you recognize me? I'm Pia. 2 00:00:38,522 --> 00:00:42,117 I went a couple of grades below you at school. 3 00:00:42,282 --> 00:00:45,080 Don't you remember me? 4 00:00:45,242 --> 00:00:49,360 This is a little embarrassing, but I'm broke. 5 00:00:49,522 --> 00:00:53,913 And since this is the holiday season... 6 00:00:54,082 --> 00:00:57,438 Would you give me a lift into town? 7 00:00:58,162 --> 00:01:01,757 It's simply a matter of principle. 8 00:01:02,042 --> 00:01:07,275 Cab drivers get paid to drive someone from A to B. 9 00:01:07,562 --> 00:01:11,271 That's how the taxi business works. 10 00:01:11,442 --> 00:01:18,234 If I start driving people for free, it would undermine our business. 11 00:01:18,482 --> 00:01:21,076 I would be disloyal. 12 00:01:21,362 --> 00:01:26,880 I'm not doing this to be mean. I'd love to help you. 13 00:01:29,202 --> 00:01:32,399 Hey, come here a minute. 14 00:01:34,042 --> 00:01:38,035 Didn't you use to go out with Kristoffer? 15 00:01:38,482 --> 00:01:40,552 Do you recognize me now? 16 00:01:40,722 --> 00:01:46,877 Now that you mention it... Are you still going out? 17 00:01:47,922 --> 00:01:51,631 No. I don't know. I hope so. 18 00:01:52,202 --> 00:01:55,353 I've been gone for the past six months. 19 00:01:55,522 --> 00:01:58,912 A Christmas reunion? 20 00:02:00,202 --> 00:02:04,639 I like that! That's truly romantic. 21 00:02:05,162 --> 00:02:08,120 Christmas, family... I like it! 22 00:02:08,282 --> 00:02:12,161 It might be romantic. So you'll give me a ride? 23 00:02:12,322 --> 00:02:16,474 No, I can't do that. But good luck. 24 00:02:18,362 --> 00:02:21,399 I'd love to help you, but... 25 00:02:21,562 --> 00:02:26,920 Don't take it personally. I'm not just saying it to be mean. 26 00:02:50,842 --> 00:02:55,518 -It is a blessing to see you, miss. -Likewise. 27 00:02:55,762 --> 00:02:59,152 You are my first passenger today. 28 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:55,156 It's cold out here. Would you care to join me for some porridge? 29 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:59,793 Sorry, but I'm on my way to my boyfriend. 30 00:03:59,962 --> 00:04:04,797 A little Christmas present for him? I understand. 31 00:04:04,962 --> 00:04:08,841 -But thank you so much. -My pleasure. 32 00:04:10,322 --> 00:04:12,836 That was fun. 33 00:04:16,562 --> 00:04:18,951 Moved? 34 00:04:20,322 --> 00:04:23,120 Three months ago. 35 00:04:25,602 --> 00:04:27,479 Sorry to disturb you. 36 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:30,793 Call it a break, call it whatever you want. 37 00:04:30,962 --> 00:04:36,559 Go ahead, take that trip. But don't call or write. I can't handle that. 38 00:04:36,722 --> 00:04:40,795 We'll see what happens when you get back. 39 00:04:48,402 --> 00:04:54,318 That party Elin's having on the 23rd may have been fun when we were 17. 40 00:04:54,482 --> 00:04:58,680 -We're of legal age now. -She's serving free alcohol. 41 00:04:58,842 --> 00:05:05,475 -Mulled wine isn't alcohol. -Free alcohol is free alcohol. 42 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:11,194 -I think Elin seems nice. -She seems simple. 43 00:05:11,362 --> 00:05:16,231 I think it's nice of her to organize a party like this. 44 00:05:16,562 --> 00:05:21,716 -But she's so dense! -So what, if the alcohol is free? 45 00:05:21,882 --> 00:05:27,354 Who cares if it's cool or not? We're talking tradition. 46 00:05:29,282 --> 00:05:35,118 I'm going because it's a party, not because it's Christmas. 47 00:05:35,762 --> 00:05:42,315 Christmas is over. Jesus had his birthday, days are growing longer. 48 00:05:42,602 --> 00:05:46,641 I've been living in Oslo for the past six months. 49 00:05:46,802 --> 00:05:53,435 Can hardly breathe when I come back. I'm not going to that party. 50 00:05:54,082 --> 00:05:59,156 Forget about Oslo. Free alcohol all night! 51 00:05:59,922 --> 00:06:03,801 Get into the Christmas spirit with free alcohol! 52 00:06:03,962 --> 00:06:06,601 I don't like Christmas parties. 53 00:06:06,762 --> 00:06:11,631 That party is what makes it worthwhile to live here. 54 00:06:11,802 --> 00:06:13,679 Welcome back, Pia! 55 00:06:13,842 --> 00:06:18,358 -Have you seen Kristoffer? -Not for a couple of months. 56 00:06:18,522 --> 00:06:22,879 -He lives with Elin's brother. -Stian? 57 00:06:23,922 --> 00:06:28,473 Have a beer with us. The first one's on me. 58 00:06:28,962 --> 00:06:34,434 -Beer and a backgammon board. -Hi, Vegar. Want to drink with us? 59 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:41,314 -I have to try to beat Stein Roger. -Boring! Drink with us instead. 60 00:06:41,522 --> 00:06:46,391 I've been looking forward to this. Maybe some other time. 61 00:06:50,242 --> 00:06:57,000 "A backgammon board." He is such a tight-ass. 62 00:07:02,442 --> 00:07:07,516 How long have I known you, Kristoffer? Not very long. 63 00:07:07,682 --> 00:07:15,236 I've known Vegar since I was seven. Give him grief, and it's all over. 64 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:19,077 I like Vegar. I like tight asses. 65 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:25,600 -What do you want on these? -Goat cheese. 66 00:07:25,922 --> 00:07:32,316 -I couldn't find any abroad. -I could have sent some to you. 67 00:07:39,082 --> 00:07:41,642 Delicious! 68 00:07:45,362 --> 00:07:49,799 Take this. It's a little cold in here. 69 00:07:51,442 --> 00:07:54,957 Do you still have this shirt? 70 00:07:55,682 --> 00:08:01,473 You must have had it since the sixth grade. How is that possible? 71 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:04,242 I use the gentle cycle. 72 00:08:06,242 --> 00:08:09,154 This is perfect. 73 00:08:09,562 --> 00:08:15,353 I love it when the cheese sticks to the roof of my mouth. 74 00:08:18,722 --> 00:08:22,761 -It's been a while. -Have you missed me? 75 00:08:24,002 --> 00:08:26,232 Naah... 76 00:08:27,562 --> 00:08:30,235 But I wondered... 77 00:08:31,682 --> 00:08:36,358 What is it that makes Kristoffer so special? 78 00:08:38,042 --> 00:08:40,875 First time I met him, he was a mongo. 79 00:08:41,082 --> 00:08:48,033 Elin, Ingrid and I were at Cementen, and there he suddenly was. 80 00:08:51,602 --> 00:08:56,073 I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. 81 00:08:59,922 --> 00:09:03,756 Just like the ones they had before. 82 00:09:04,802 --> 00:09:12,072 Where treetops glisten and children listen. 83 00:09:13,682 --> 00:09:17,197 To hear sleighbells in the snow. 84 00:09:19,442 --> 00:09:22,036 Could you tell who that was? 85 00:09:22,442 --> 00:09:25,115 You could tell, right? 86 00:09:28,482 --> 00:09:35,035 He was trying so hard to show me how funny he was. 87 00:09:36,882 --> 00:09:43,071 "I had those treetops up my ass for two years." No? 88 00:09:46,682 --> 00:09:52,951 "I had a gun to my head. I was scared, scared as hell." 89 00:09:55,962 --> 00:10:01,594 True Romance, The Deer Hunter. Christopher Walken! 90 00:10:02,442 --> 00:10:04,751 An American actor. 91 00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:12,239 An actor that I have... a great deal of respect for. 92 00:10:13,162 --> 00:10:17,121 You're playing Trivial Pursuit? That's... 93 00:10:19,322 --> 00:10:24,077 And then he comes over for some cake, and... 94 00:10:24,802 --> 00:10:29,159 Cool. I'm really struggling here. 95 00:10:29,322 --> 00:10:35,557 I think I'll go back to the bar and shoot myself, if that's OK with you. 96 00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:39,801 -He was very charming. -You said he was a mongo. 97 00:10:39,962 --> 00:10:45,912 That too. But he was different from everyone else. And he was brave. 98 00:10:49,442 --> 00:10:53,993 If you had just seen me here at the bar... 99 00:10:54,882 --> 00:10:58,238 Never mind what just happened. 100 00:10:58,442 --> 00:11:01,832 If I just came in, and... Whoops! 101 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:06,275 And I just stood here like this. 102 00:11:07,442 --> 00:11:12,118 What would my chances be? What would you think of me? 103 00:11:12,962 --> 00:11:15,351 Would there be any hope? 104 00:11:17,082 --> 00:11:22,554 Then he ran home and got his Christopher Walken collection. 105 00:11:22,722 --> 00:11:27,000 He insisted that we go back to my place and watch some. 106 00:11:27,162 --> 00:11:33,840 I could not turn him down. We have gone out ever since. 107 00:11:40,002 --> 00:11:43,881 -Put the shirt on. -What's the matter? 108 00:11:48,922 --> 00:11:54,872 -Sounds like a good pickup line. -Pickup line? It was romantic. 109 00:11:56,762 --> 00:12:02,155 -Was it so magical with Silje? -That's different. 110 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,156 Tell me. 111 00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:09,516 Sit down and tell me! 112 00:12:14,722 --> 00:12:20,558 We were at Cementen, and she invited me to play backgammon. 113 00:12:20,762 --> 00:12:23,754 You said yes to play with a pretty girl. 114 00:12:23,922 --> 00:12:29,758 That wasn't why. You know that I like to play backgammon. 115 00:12:30,562 --> 00:12:36,194 We started playing and talking, and she won every time. 116 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:40,435 And I realized she had substance. 117 00:12:43,082 --> 00:12:47,200 In addition to being blonde, slender and pretty. 118 00:12:47,362 --> 00:12:54,234 That doesn't matter to me. Her beauty is simply a... bonus. 119 00:12:54,642 --> 00:12:57,759 Then it does matter. 120 00:13:01,682 --> 00:13:08,201 I would not have lost as much, had she not been so pretty. 121 00:13:10,882 --> 00:13:17,355 A beautiful girl, sitting with me! I am in love. 122 00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:20,715 I am so in love, Pia. 123 00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:31,155 Then you're all set. 124 00:13:33,802 --> 00:13:38,478 You'll meet Kristoffer tomorrow. 125 00:13:40,202 --> 00:13:43,080 And everything will be OK. 126 00:13:47,122 --> 00:13:53,152 The band has started sounding pretty good. 127 00:13:54,762 --> 00:13:59,313 Some people from Oslo want to hear us play. 128 00:14:00,522 --> 00:14:06,199 Stian and Helge are interested in signing a record deal. 129 00:14:06,362 --> 00:14:08,751 I know that. 130 00:14:09,642 --> 00:14:11,997 What is your point? 131 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:17,756 My point is that I can't be here with the band, - 132 00:14:17,922 --> 00:14:22,120 - and travel with you for a year at the same time. 133 00:14:23,202 --> 00:14:29,072 -We can put off the trip. -But I'm going to be so busy. 134 00:14:29,882 --> 00:14:34,637 If I have to worry about the band and about us... 135 00:14:35,402 --> 00:14:40,954 Maybe you'd be better off taking that trip alone? 136 00:14:54,642 --> 00:14:58,794 -Don't you believe in me? -Do you believe you are Santa? 137 00:14:58,962 --> 00:15:05,481 You used to believe. Try telling me that you believe I am Santa. 138 00:15:06,202 --> 00:15:10,593 Say it. Say that you believe I am Santa. 139 00:15:12,642 --> 00:15:15,839 Say that you believe I am Santa. 140 00:15:24,642 --> 00:15:29,193 I know you don't like this music, but give it a chance. 141 00:15:29,322 --> 00:15:31,961 There is a market for this. 142 00:15:33,002 --> 00:15:40,158 -Want to hear some of my new stuff? -No. I'm here to talk with Silje. 143 00:15:40,442 --> 00:15:44,560 -We can play it right here. -No, we can't! 144 00:15:45,642 --> 00:15:50,511 -How about later? You'll love it. -I'm really busy. 145 00:15:50,682 --> 00:15:54,072 -All I need is five minutes. -Fine. 146 00:15:54,242 --> 00:15:59,839 Let me buy you a coffee. I'll wait for you in the café. 147 00:16:01,762 --> 00:16:07,473 I want to make sure you know there is nothing between me and Vegar. 148 00:16:07,642 --> 00:16:14,081 -Even though I spent the night there. -He told me that you are friends. 149 00:16:14,282 --> 00:16:18,195 Do you have any Norwegian hits by Bob Dylan? 150 00:16:18,362 --> 00:16:20,432 I don't think so. 151 00:16:21,122 --> 00:16:26,116 There are a lot of good, cheap Dylan CDs over there. 152 00:16:26,282 --> 00:16:30,798 -I want his Norwegian hits. -His Norwegian hits? 153 00:16:31,562 --> 00:16:34,998 Try under "Norwegian". 154 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,797 -Have you found Kristoffer? -No. 155 00:16:43,242 --> 00:16:48,874 But I'm so happy for you and Vegar. He's never had a girlfriend before. 156 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:52,876 Really? Has he said anything? 157 00:16:53,202 --> 00:16:58,834 Just that you're the most amazing thing that's ever happened to him. 158 00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:01,470 Really? 159 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:08,191 -He's a... strange man. -What do you mean? 160 00:17:08,522 --> 00:17:12,197 We've been going out for two months. 161 00:17:12,722 --> 00:17:16,158 And I think he's totally sexy. 162 00:17:16,762 --> 00:17:21,995 But I can't get anywhere with him. Nothing happens. 163 00:17:22,202 --> 00:17:29,153 Every time I try... I am so ready, but we haven't... 164 00:17:30,122 --> 00:17:34,673 -You haven't screwed yet? -No, we haven't. 165 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:40,999 So it's strange to hear you say that I'm the one he wants. 166 00:17:42,002 --> 00:17:44,562 Because I am so ready. 167 00:17:45,122 --> 00:17:47,317 I want to fuck! 168 00:17:51,682 --> 00:17:54,833 -The funniest thing... -What? 169 00:17:56,162 --> 00:18:01,680 This friend of mine asked me for advice about women. 170 00:18:05,362 --> 00:18:10,880 -What was his problem? -Sleeping and stuff. 171 00:18:11,402 --> 00:18:14,678 -Sleeping? -In bed. 172 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:20,113 -You mean fucking? -Yes. 173 00:18:21,562 --> 00:18:24,076 Maybe he was a virgin. 174 00:18:24,722 --> 00:18:28,954 -No, I don't think so. -What did you tell him? 175 00:18:29,122 --> 00:18:31,761 The usual. 176 00:18:34,402 --> 00:18:38,156 What would you say, if someone asked you? 177 00:18:38,322 --> 00:18:43,874 Screw like a madman! But treat them nicely afterward. 178 00:18:46,482 --> 00:18:50,077 I said something like that. 179 00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:57,561 Have a seat. Westcoast Allstars is the name of my new project. 180 00:18:58,162 --> 00:19:01,359 Westcoast meaning "not Oslo". 181 00:19:02,122 --> 00:19:06,991 All the local rappers working together, burying the hatchet. 182 00:19:07,162 --> 00:19:13,556 -Have their been conflicts? -There's been a lot of dissing. 183 00:19:13,922 --> 00:19:16,959 -Dissing? -Disrespect. 184 00:19:17,722 --> 00:19:22,432 But there isn't much to rap about in Stavanger. 185 00:19:22,602 --> 00:19:28,996 Rap is supposed to be about trouble on the streets and social problems. 186 00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:35,318 There isn't much of that here. It's different in Oslo. 187 00:19:35,682 --> 00:19:42,838 They have real crime and immigrants. There's plenty of material there. 188 00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:49,796 But the blacks in America are way ahead of us. 189 00:19:50,082 --> 00:19:53,961 The injustices they have had to tolerate... 190 00:19:54,122 --> 00:19:59,640 But this will be a great song. It's based on our national anthem. 191 00:19:59,802 --> 00:20:04,512 We attack our hypocritical welfare state. 192 00:20:05,362 --> 00:20:09,594 Elin! Hi! I need to talk to you. 193 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:15,599 My boss is in a bad mood. Could you come over to the counter? 194 00:20:19,842 --> 00:20:23,152 Can you stay at my place tonight? 195 00:20:23,402 --> 00:20:26,075 We're going to that party. 196 00:20:26,682 --> 00:20:29,594 It may get late. 197 00:20:30,882 --> 00:20:33,157 So what? 198 00:20:36,762 --> 00:20:40,357 I was planning on drinking and... 199 00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:44,076 Never mind that! 200 00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:46,358 Don't just throw that away. 201 00:20:46,522 --> 00:20:51,437 Then it's a deal: You'll stay at my place tonight. 202 00:20:54,442 --> 00:20:59,072 You're staying with me tonight. All right? 203 00:21:02,002 --> 00:21:07,599 It's great to see you. Can you come to the party tonight? 204 00:21:07,762 --> 00:21:09,718 Of course. 205 00:21:09,882 --> 00:21:15,514 This year's theme is Faith, Hope and Charity. 206 00:21:16,402 --> 00:21:22,796 I haven't quite figured out how to do it yet, but... 207 00:21:25,482 --> 00:21:28,235 -Wrap it! -What's with her? 208 00:21:28,402 --> 00:21:34,432 She won't even let me put up Christmas decorations. 209 00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:39,200 But I get to decorate for the party tonight instead. 210 00:21:39,362 --> 00:21:43,878 I just wish it would snow for once. 211 00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:46,477 Get out of here! 212 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:53,002 I want a ribbon on it! 213 00:21:57,202 --> 00:22:00,080 Imagine paying for this! 214 00:22:01,922 --> 00:22:04,561 Show some respect! 215 00:22:07,842 --> 00:22:12,074 How is it going with you and Kristoffer? 216 00:22:12,322 --> 00:22:17,350 I don't know. Doesn't he live with your brother Stian? 217 00:22:17,522 --> 00:22:23,711 I haven't talked with Stian for ages. He's always in a bad mood. 218 00:22:24,922 --> 00:22:29,234 They lived with a cute Englishman - 219 00:22:29,402 --> 00:22:32,553 - that was fixing up some old car. 220 00:22:34,442 --> 00:22:37,593 His name was Wayne. Wayne's Garage. 221 00:22:44,242 --> 00:22:46,802 Hello? 222 00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:53,232 Hi. 223 00:22:55,242 --> 00:22:58,757 -Pia. -Wayne. Hello. 224 00:22:59,322 --> 00:23:05,511 -I'm looking for Stian. -He went to the plant nursery. 225 00:23:07,082 --> 00:23:11,792 -He left a while ago. -I'm actually looking for Kristoffer. 226 00:23:11,962 --> 00:23:18,037 So you're that Pia! He moved out some time ago. 227 00:23:18,922 --> 00:23:23,598 My car is ready. I can give you a ride out to Stian's. 228 00:23:23,762 --> 00:23:27,550 He'll know where Kristoffer is. 229 00:23:27,762 --> 00:23:33,314 -OK. In that car? -Yes. Just let me get changed. 230 00:23:40,642 --> 00:23:46,239 -Let's go somewhere. -What are you talking about? 231 00:23:46,482 --> 00:23:49,235 -A trip. -Away from here? 232 00:23:49,402 --> 00:23:55,557 Are you crazy? Here we have bunkers, mountains, Stavanger... 233 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:59,956 Believe me. I know what I'm talking about. 234 00:24:00,122 --> 00:24:03,273 I want to be alone on a beach with you. 235 00:24:09,362 --> 00:24:15,915 Could you wear this jacket? I've worked on this car for years. 236 00:24:16,362 --> 00:24:19,798 -I have a jacket. -Just for the drive. 237 00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:23,631 I do you a favor, you do me a favor. 238 00:24:52,722 --> 00:24:56,237 Think I dare bring you down to dago country? 239 00:24:56,402 --> 00:25:02,921 Where some Italian stud says "della bella" and sweeps you away? 240 00:25:03,282 --> 00:25:10,552 I picture you on the beach with a surfboard, looking like a Greek god. 241 00:25:16,122 --> 00:25:21,833 I don't know about you, Pia, but I'm sick and tired of this place. 242 00:25:22,002 --> 00:25:26,314 We should go away for six months or so. 243 00:25:28,682 --> 00:25:31,958 I'll buy you one of those green cocktails. 244 00:25:38,562 --> 00:25:44,319 Hope it isn't the water pump. They cost a fortune to replace. 245 00:25:45,682 --> 00:25:51,951 In Norway it costs a month's salary just to go out for a weekend. 246 00:25:54,162 --> 00:25:57,518 The least we could get was some snow. 247 00:25:57,682 --> 00:26:02,995 Look at this green grass of home. I'm goddamned fed up with it. 248 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:05,232 Why do you live here? 249 00:26:05,402 --> 00:26:12,114 Because of a girl I met at a track-and-field event in England. 250 00:26:13,562 --> 00:26:19,512 I came back here with her. Got an offshore job on a platform. 251 00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:23,040 And that's why I'm here now. 252 00:26:24,162 --> 00:26:26,630 What happened to her? 253 00:26:29,802 --> 00:26:36,560 I get depressed thinking about it. Let's try firing up the car again. 254 00:26:58,482 --> 00:27:00,791 Hi, Stian! 255 00:27:05,042 --> 00:27:10,275 -What do you want? -Do you know where Kristoffer is? 256 00:27:11,802 --> 00:27:16,637 Kristoffer has ruined my life, are you aware of that? 257 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:22,513 Everything I had worked for, he ruined just like that. 258 00:27:22,762 --> 00:27:29,315 And it's your fault. Kristoffer freaked out after you left. 259 00:27:30,362 --> 00:27:35,834 He stopped drinking, going out, watching soccer, smoking... 260 00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:41,474 He only went to French movies that no one understood. 261 00:27:41,642 --> 00:27:48,195 But worst of all, guess what happened at band rehearsal? 262 00:27:48,362 --> 00:27:52,355 Kristoffer showed up with a new tune. 263 00:28:01,802 --> 00:28:05,556 All the time! We're a rock band. 264 00:28:05,722 --> 00:28:09,635 And all because of you, you... faithless cunt! 265 00:28:13,602 --> 00:28:17,993 Tell me what happened. Tell me! 266 00:28:18,602 --> 00:28:24,199 Not when you hit me. That's no way to solve a conflict. 267 00:28:29,482 --> 00:28:33,760 -Stop it! What have they done to you? -Tell me. 268 00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:36,197 Don't do that! 269 00:28:37,202 --> 00:28:43,152 Stop cutting! How can you be so cold? I'll tell you! 270 00:28:46,882 --> 00:28:53,515 We were going to fly to Oslo. We were at the airport. 271 00:28:54,042 --> 00:29:00,515 Suddenly Kristoffer discovers that he has a fear of flying. 272 00:29:01,442 --> 00:29:08,234 So we decide to take the train. How far do you think we got? 273 00:29:10,442 --> 00:29:17,154 Hillevåg. Then Kristoffer discovers that he has a fear of trains. 274 00:29:18,002 --> 00:29:21,881 Don't worry. We'll figure something out. 275 00:29:22,042 --> 00:29:28,390 So Helge and I brainstorm, and we decide to drive to Oslo. 276 00:29:28,562 --> 00:29:31,918 We're talking a record deal here! 277 00:29:32,082 --> 00:29:36,200 We start driving, make it to Egersund. 278 00:29:36,362 --> 00:29:41,311 Then Kristoffer has to stop. He now has a fear of driving! 279 00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:49,636 What the hell is your problem? We have tried planes, trains and cars. 280 00:29:49,802 --> 00:29:55,240 You've driven for years! You have a license! 281 00:29:56,602 --> 00:30:01,756 -The record deal went to hell. -Where is he now? 282 00:30:01,962 --> 00:30:06,478 Kristoffer? What about me and Helge? What about the band? 283 00:30:06,642 --> 00:30:12,911 Now I have to wear protective gloves. I am a guitarist! 284 00:30:13,082 --> 00:30:16,313 I can't work at a nursery! 285 00:30:16,522 --> 00:30:22,392 -Do you know where Kristoffer is? -I couldn't care less. 286 00:31:12,522 --> 00:31:16,561 I feel so guilty about leaving him. 287 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:22,674 -Why did you leave? -We were supposed to go together. 288 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:27,912 If he chose not to go with you, he is the stupid one. 289 00:31:33,842 --> 00:31:35,992 Come here! 290 00:31:37,282 --> 00:31:43,073 This may look like people standing around doing nothing. 291 00:31:43,482 --> 00:31:48,510 But over time I have learned their secrets. 292 00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:55,881 Stine, Benny and Little Marius lived in this town. 293 00:31:56,642 --> 00:31:59,600 Stine and Benny were dating. 294 00:31:59,762 --> 00:32:03,994 Marius loved Stine, she only considered him a friend. 295 00:32:04,162 --> 00:32:09,953 Eventually Benny felt that Stine got in the way of his music. 296 00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:13,677 He dumped her and went on tour with his lute. 297 00:32:13,842 --> 00:32:19,519 Stine got all messed up, and ended up marrying Marius. 298 00:32:19,682 --> 00:32:23,880 He had become a rich author. This is true. 299 00:32:24,082 --> 00:32:30,954 Stine found happiness through Valium and sleeping pills. 300 00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:35,998 And she no longer had to think about anything. 301 00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:40,394 Especially not her childhood boyfriend. 302 00:32:58,082 --> 00:33:00,391 Hi! 303 00:33:04,122 --> 00:33:08,912 Let me first give you some coffee. 304 00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:15,840 Have a seat on the throne. 305 00:33:22,962 --> 00:33:28,241 -Sense that special feeling? -What do you want from me? 306 00:33:28,402 --> 00:33:31,712 -You've forgotten something. -What? 307 00:33:31,882 --> 00:33:34,954 I don't think you believe in me. 308 00:33:36,922 --> 00:33:38,799 What can I say? 309 00:33:38,962 --> 00:33:42,272 Say that you believe in me. I need to hear it. 310 00:33:42,442 --> 00:33:45,161 -No. -Come on. 311 00:33:45,562 --> 00:33:49,396 Do you believe in me? Say it! 312 00:33:50,042 --> 00:33:53,921 -I believe in Santa. -That sure came from the heart. 313 00:33:54,082 --> 00:33:56,960 Say it once, like you mean it. 314 00:33:57,402 --> 00:34:00,951 I believe in you. In Santa Claus. 315 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:03,920 OK. You get a present. 316 00:35:54,082 --> 00:35:57,870 I've looked everywhere for you. 317 00:35:59,922 --> 00:36:06,191 It never snows in this town. I've never had a white Christmas. 318 00:36:06,482 --> 00:36:09,042 Why are you talking about snow? 319 00:36:09,202 --> 00:36:15,311 I'm talking about blowing leaves on December 23. It's fucked up! 320 00:36:15,922 --> 00:36:18,516 I love you. 321 00:36:20,922 --> 00:36:23,436 Then why did you leave? 322 00:36:34,282 --> 00:36:39,151 I didn't just leave you! You chose not to go. 323 00:36:39,842 --> 00:36:44,711 We were supposed to go together. You chickened out. 324 00:36:47,682 --> 00:36:52,119 This is wrong. I've rehearsed this scene a hundred times. 325 00:36:52,282 --> 00:36:56,719 I was supposed to be up in the trees, and... 326 00:36:57,922 --> 00:37:01,198 So you've been thinking about me? 327 00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:04,236 Of course I have. 328 00:37:06,322 --> 00:37:11,442 Let's try this again: Hey, Pia! How's it going? 329 00:37:12,562 --> 00:37:19,001 There's a Christmas party at Elin's tonight. Want to come? 330 00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:23,314 -To see you? -Yes, to see me. 331 00:37:24,762 --> 00:37:28,914 Let me just blow away this forest first. 332 00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:34,394 -Ten o'clock? -I should be done by then. 333 00:37:36,122 --> 00:37:38,795 Give me your phone number. 334 00:37:41,002 --> 00:37:45,917 The county gave me my own card: Doffe, Blower. 335 00:37:47,762 --> 00:37:50,276 It's a date. 336 00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:58,751 Go! 337 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:03,432 Pia! 338 00:38:04,922 --> 00:38:07,482 It's a date. 339 00:38:29,562 --> 00:38:32,474 Kyrre, that's for the mulled wine! 340 00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:39,276 -Captain Kurt. -His name is Kirk. But this is Spock. 341 00:38:39,802 --> 00:38:42,794 -Captain Spock? -Just Spock. 342 00:38:45,882 --> 00:38:48,191 I love your hair! 343 00:38:49,562 --> 00:38:51,917 -Silje... -What's the matter? 344 00:38:52,082 --> 00:38:55,870 I have a date. Kristoffer is coming. 345 00:38:56,202 --> 00:39:02,994 Really? That's so romantic! That fits perfectly with the theme! 346 00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:09,790 Faith, Hope and Charity. Here is the cross, and... 347 00:39:10,002 --> 00:39:15,520 You and Pia, all girls, you talk about things. 348 00:39:15,882 --> 00:39:18,316 How does Santa fit in? 349 00:39:18,682 --> 00:39:24,234 He fits in with the snowstorm this light makes. 350 00:39:24,562 --> 00:39:29,875 It's not right. What might you say to each other? 351 00:39:31,962 --> 00:39:36,717 Pia, Vegar is so upset. Can't you talk to him? 352 00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:40,994 -Why is he upset? -Because we talked about him. 353 00:39:41,122 --> 00:39:44,956 Could you talk to him? He went out to sit in the woods. 354 00:39:55,602 --> 00:40:00,915 Vegar, there's something I've been wondering about. 355 00:40:05,162 --> 00:40:07,517 Are you a virgin? 356 00:40:08,802 --> 00:40:13,273 Why wonder about that? What's the point... 357 00:40:13,442 --> 00:40:16,673 Is that what you and Silje... 358 00:40:18,482 --> 00:40:25,718 You can't ask me that, out of the blue. I don't know what to say. 359 00:40:26,962 --> 00:40:30,398 -Have you had sex? -Define sex. 360 00:40:32,242 --> 00:40:36,918 Have you ever had sexual intercourse? 361 00:40:41,922 --> 00:40:47,315 Fine, I've never fucked! Is that so wrong? 362 00:40:47,602 --> 00:40:50,196 -Never? -That's what I said. 363 00:40:50,362 --> 00:40:54,480 -Why not? -I haven't met the right girl. 364 00:40:54,642 --> 00:40:57,873 I thought Silje was the right one. 365 00:40:59,002 --> 00:41:01,277 Yes... 366 00:41:01,962 --> 00:41:06,001 -So why haven't you...? -I just... 367 00:41:07,442 --> 00:41:09,478 Shit! 368 00:41:09,682 --> 00:41:14,517 -Haven't you wanted to? -Of course! 369 00:41:16,522 --> 00:41:21,357 Do you want to know why I haven't had sex? 370 00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:27,919 -Because of that. -What? 371 00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:32,077 -Because of that! -What about that? 372 00:41:33,242 --> 00:41:38,794 Nature has played a little joke on me. Evolution has fucked up. 373 00:41:38,962 --> 00:41:41,874 It's a monstrosity. It doesn't work. 374 00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:46,513 Doesn't work? I don't understand, Vegar. 375 00:41:57,402 --> 00:41:59,711 Look! 376 00:42:04,042 --> 00:42:08,035 It looks normal to me. More or less. 377 00:42:08,362 --> 00:42:11,718 -More or less! -Haven't you... 378 00:42:12,562 --> 00:42:15,998 -Fucked up! -Haven't you ever... 379 00:42:17,042 --> 00:42:20,876 It's a freak of nature! Don't you get it? 380 00:42:21,042 --> 00:42:24,239 -It looks fine to me. -Look! 381 00:42:26,642 --> 00:42:28,917 Oh, that. 382 00:42:37,842 --> 00:42:40,402 Don't do that! 383 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:44,076 It works fine. 384 00:42:48,242 --> 00:42:52,997 -Is that how it's supposed to look? -It's fine. 385 00:42:58,442 --> 00:43:00,831 That's... 386 00:43:03,882 --> 00:43:08,000 Have you thought it was defective your whole life? 387 00:43:08,202 --> 00:43:10,636 This is fantastic! 388 00:43:12,362 --> 00:43:15,035 You're fine. 389 00:43:31,882 --> 00:43:36,910 -I met Kristoffer. -I see. You met Kristoffer. 390 00:43:38,122 --> 00:43:43,640 -He is coming around ten. -I have to go see Silje. 391 00:43:45,242 --> 00:43:48,439 -I have to go to Silje. -Hang on. 392 00:43:48,922 --> 00:43:51,755 Can you see without these? 393 00:44:01,602 --> 00:44:04,833 This doesn't hurt at all! 394 00:44:14,442 --> 00:44:20,119 Marko, that mulled wine is making my throat dry. 395 00:44:20,362 --> 00:44:23,035 That damn mulled wine. 396 00:44:23,282 --> 00:44:29,835 -Do you have any beer? -Of course. The whole door is mine. 397 00:44:30,522 --> 00:44:36,313 -That's so cool! -Have yourself a cold one. 398 00:44:37,922 --> 00:44:41,835 -How much do you want? -It's on me. 399 00:44:43,082 --> 00:44:49,794 Just let me whack you on the head a couple of times with this. 400 00:44:51,762 --> 00:44:55,550 It's a form of local Stavanger humor. 401 00:44:57,682 --> 00:44:59,912 Seriously, how much? 402 00:45:00,082 --> 00:45:05,679 I don't want money. Just let me whack you twice with this. 403 00:45:09,322 --> 00:45:12,314 Are you crazy? That hurt! 404 00:45:12,482 --> 00:45:15,440 No, it doesn't hurt. 405 00:45:15,962 --> 00:45:18,192 You can keep your damn beer! 406 00:45:21,402 --> 00:45:25,520 That Englishman, Wayne, is here. 407 00:45:25,842 --> 00:45:30,870 The car is fantastic now. After four years it's in perfect shape. 408 00:45:31,042 --> 00:45:35,832 Talk to him. He's nice. I met him earlier. 409 00:45:36,162 --> 00:45:40,314 -I couldn't. -Sure you could. You're the hostess. 410 00:45:40,482 --> 00:45:42,950 What can I say? 411 00:45:43,602 --> 00:45:48,118 Ask him if he wants something to drink. 412 00:45:48,562 --> 00:45:53,078 -Let's go look at it. -I don't feel like it. 413 00:45:53,242 --> 00:45:55,915 Hi, Wayne. Want anything to drink? 414 00:45:56,082 --> 00:45:58,721 I'm fine, thanks. 415 00:45:59,122 --> 00:46:02,637 Let's go take a look. 416 00:46:03,442 --> 00:46:08,562 -I talked to him. It went well. -What did he say? 417 00:46:09,162 --> 00:46:16,671 I asked him if he wanted anything to drink, he said no, and I left. 418 00:46:19,682 --> 00:46:24,073 -This is awesome! -She's pretty nice. 419 00:46:24,962 --> 00:46:30,832 You should hear her sing. She sings when you fire her up. 420 00:46:31,682 --> 00:46:35,994 -Let me hear. -You'll have to start her up. 421 00:46:36,482 --> 00:46:38,950 Is this the hole? 422 00:46:43,722 --> 00:46:46,634 Holy cow! 423 00:46:56,402 --> 00:47:03,717 This is no good, Wayne. We have to take her out for a spin. 424 00:47:05,802 --> 00:47:10,922 -We can't just sit here. -That's not a good idea. 425 00:47:11,082 --> 00:47:14,392 You said so yourself: This is your girl. 426 00:47:14,562 --> 00:47:20,319 Girls are meant to be driven hard, not listened to! 427 00:47:20,482 --> 00:47:26,079 -You've been drinking. -This is an American girl. 428 00:47:26,682 --> 00:47:33,360 They're designed to be driven by drunks. Drink and drive! 429 00:47:34,282 --> 00:47:40,437 -This is not a good time. -Come on. My mind is made up. 430 00:47:43,162 --> 00:47:48,190 -All I do is press this? -Yes. Just around the block. 431 00:48:18,402 --> 00:48:20,472 Hey... 432 00:48:21,802 --> 00:48:23,918 Don't worry about it. 433 00:48:26,242 --> 00:48:28,631 It's OK. 434 00:48:30,642 --> 00:48:33,839 These things happen. 435 00:49:22,322 --> 00:49:24,790 Trouble sleeping? 436 00:49:27,082 --> 00:49:30,199 I just don't want to screw up. 437 00:49:32,282 --> 00:49:35,319 Maybe I won't be able to sing. 438 00:49:41,682 --> 00:49:46,312 Haven't you heard about Jussi Björling and his dog? 439 00:49:46,522 --> 00:49:52,995 -He was in a different league. -Do you know why he could sing? 440 00:49:57,162 --> 00:50:02,361 -Because he wasn't afraid. -Yes, he knew he could sing. 441 00:50:02,522 --> 00:50:07,516 -Wrong. -Fine. Why wasn't he afraid? 442 00:50:07,882 --> 00:50:15,038 Because he had his dog. The little one he always posed with. 443 00:50:18,442 --> 00:50:25,439 That was his secret. When Jussi struggled, he turned to his dog. 444 00:50:30,482 --> 00:50:37,081 Wish I had a doggie tomorrow. But it's too late now. 445 00:50:38,162 --> 00:50:40,722 Maybe not. 446 00:50:45,202 --> 00:50:51,391 I hope Jussi never treated his dog like I'm about to treat you! 447 00:50:52,402 --> 00:50:57,192 -You have to pay for the taxi. -I'm not paying. 448 00:50:57,522 --> 00:51:03,358 -I'm not paying for this shit. -My car is ruined! 449 00:51:03,522 --> 00:51:09,791 -That car sucked. -It was in mint condition! 450 00:51:10,002 --> 00:51:12,994 That's what sealed its fate. 451 00:51:13,162 --> 00:51:17,872 Kristoffer should have been here by now. 452 00:51:18,882 --> 00:51:22,192 I tried calling, but no one answered. 453 00:51:22,362 --> 00:51:28,039 -That pole was waiting for the car. -You drove right at it! 454 00:51:28,242 --> 00:51:34,317 -You should thank me. -Thank you?! Pay for the taxi! 455 00:51:34,522 --> 00:51:37,320 Hold on. I need my money. 456 00:51:37,482 --> 00:51:40,235 I'm sure he's on his way. 457 00:51:41,282 --> 00:51:44,957 -I know he is. -Whatever. 458 00:51:45,642 --> 00:51:50,841 -Pull yourself together. -How am I supposed to to that? 459 00:51:51,002 --> 00:51:56,952 -You can start by paying me. -Marko, pay this jerk! 460 00:51:59,762 --> 00:52:05,917 You want to borrow money now? Aren't you in enough trouble? 461 00:52:07,402 --> 00:52:12,192 -I can't believe this. -You're fucked up. 462 00:52:14,042 --> 00:52:16,397 Hey, Stian! 463 00:52:18,522 --> 00:52:21,275 Yes, I'm back. 464 00:52:22,642 --> 00:52:26,521 I've got some new songs. We should start up again. 465 00:52:26,682 --> 00:52:29,754 Pia, come here! 466 00:52:30,322 --> 00:52:32,711 Come on! 467 00:52:37,882 --> 00:52:44,071 If we can play like this in Oslo, we are guaranteed a record deal. 468 00:52:44,242 --> 00:52:51,193 You sang the "Dog of Rock" refrain perfectly at the Folken concert. 469 00:52:51,442 --> 00:52:58,473 But lately you've been lagging behind me and Helge. 470 00:52:59,722 --> 00:53:05,558 -Stian, can I borrow your car? -My car? Why? 471 00:53:06,722 --> 00:53:11,955 Pia is leaving today. I just wanted to say goodbye. 472 00:53:14,202 --> 00:53:16,397 Helge? 473 00:53:59,762 --> 00:54:05,075 -Have you seen Kristoffer? -No, does it look like it? 474 00:54:06,562 --> 00:54:08,837 Does it look like it? 475 00:54:10,802 --> 00:54:12,758 He'll be here. 476 00:54:12,922 --> 00:54:16,756 He'll be here and everything will work out. 477 00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:19,476 Silje! 478 00:54:34,402 --> 00:54:40,113 -Kyrre, I owe you a beer. -Don't worry about it. 479 00:54:40,922 --> 00:54:46,201 Take this beer, and drink it. Drink it, man. 480 00:54:47,122 --> 00:54:49,238 Take it! 481 00:54:49,442 --> 00:54:51,751 I appreciate it. 482 00:54:58,682 --> 00:55:05,713 Say you're a teetotaler, and I give you a glass of wine. 483 00:55:07,722 --> 00:55:14,560 You think it tastes good, but how can you know? 484 00:55:14,722 --> 00:55:18,192 There may be other wines that are better. 485 00:55:18,362 --> 00:55:21,274 You're talking about girls. 486 00:55:21,602 --> 00:55:24,799 -I'm talking about wine. -Girls! 487 00:55:25,002 --> 00:55:28,358 -Get that out of here! -Take it easy. 488 00:55:28,522 --> 00:55:34,199 -What's the matter? -I just wanted to give him a beer. 489 00:55:34,402 --> 00:55:36,438 What is this? 490 00:55:36,642 --> 00:55:42,797 We're dating, and now you want to taste other wines? 491 00:55:43,562 --> 00:55:47,396 Go ahead! They taste like cardboard! 492 00:55:47,682 --> 00:55:51,721 I just wanted to give him a beer. Do you want one? 493 00:55:51,882 --> 00:55:53,554 Yes, please. 494 00:55:53,722 --> 00:55:59,115 But I get to whack you twice. It doesn't hurt. 495 00:56:01,362 --> 00:56:05,640 -It doesn't hurt. -See? It doesn't hurt! 496 00:56:06,562 --> 00:56:11,716 I'll give you an extra big one, since he's so hotheaded. 497 00:56:11,882 --> 00:56:16,478 You're so sweet, Marko. Want some mulled wine? 498 00:56:17,522 --> 00:56:21,640 -I have to talk to you. -How's it going? 499 00:56:21,802 --> 00:56:28,241 Not good. Kristoffer said he'd come around 10. It's almost 5 o'clock. 500 00:56:28,402 --> 00:56:30,962 Is it 5 o'clock? 501 00:56:32,922 --> 00:56:39,441 Maybe I went too far, when I said: "I love you." 502 00:56:41,362 --> 00:56:45,355 I wonder if I scared him by being so direct. 503 00:56:48,042 --> 00:56:52,877 Pia, you are a fantastic woman. 504 00:56:54,242 --> 00:56:58,633 No one understands me like you. 505 00:56:59,562 --> 00:57:06,035 Kristoffer isn't man enough for you. You're a highway of womanhood! 506 00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:14,630 Cut it out! 507 00:57:16,722 --> 00:57:20,078 Don't tell me you haven't thought about it. 508 00:57:20,242 --> 00:57:25,236 The thought hasn't crossed your mind? 509 00:57:28,322 --> 00:57:31,871 -They were right there. -Those were my beers! 510 00:57:32,042 --> 00:57:34,397 Come on! 511 00:57:35,402 --> 00:57:39,793 -You're stealing beer! -Show some respect. 512 00:57:41,122 --> 00:57:43,477 Knock it off! 513 00:57:49,802 --> 00:57:51,713 What's going on? 514 00:57:51,922 --> 00:57:54,834 Hey, I'm Tony Macaroni. 515 00:57:59,122 --> 00:58:01,636 Get out, Kyrre. 516 00:58:13,842 --> 00:58:18,472 -Come in, Wayne! -I don't really have to go. 517 00:58:19,722 --> 00:58:22,316 I'm just so depressed. 518 00:58:23,002 --> 00:58:29,794 That little short-haired guy drove my car into a pole. 519 00:58:31,642 --> 00:58:36,193 I had been working on that car for four years. 520 00:58:37,042 --> 00:58:40,830 -Want a cigarette? -No thanks. I don't smoke. 521 00:58:41,002 --> 00:58:45,314 -I like this. -Really? I made it myself. 522 00:58:45,802 --> 00:58:49,238 -It looks good on you. -Thank you. 523 00:59:32,682 --> 00:59:34,912 -Hello? -Kristoffer! 524 00:59:41,122 --> 00:59:44,432 Can you hear me? Hang on. 525 00:59:46,842 --> 00:59:49,276 Can you hear me now? 526 00:59:50,282 --> 00:59:55,595 -Are you coming? I'm waiting for you. -I don't know. Don't feel well. 527 00:59:55,762 --> 00:59:58,401 Are you sick? Aren't you coming? 528 00:59:58,562 --> 01:00:05,195 Just the thought of meeting all those people again... I don't know. 529 01:00:07,682 --> 01:00:10,150 I can come to your place. 530 01:00:12,042 --> 01:00:15,591 I'm not sure this is such a good idea. 531 01:00:16,722 --> 01:00:20,510 That we start going out again. 532 01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:25,911 I've been doing pretty well on my own. 533 01:00:28,962 --> 01:00:31,556 Kristoffer? 534 01:02:00,442 --> 01:02:04,879 We'll just have to see how we do on our own. 535 01:02:16,402 --> 01:02:18,438 -You're leaving? -Yes. 536 01:02:18,602 --> 01:02:20,991 -For England? -Yes. 537 01:02:21,562 --> 01:02:23,871 Now? 538 01:02:25,522 --> 01:02:29,071 Are there planes at this hour? 539 01:02:54,282 --> 01:02:58,673 That is the worst rap I have ever heard. 540 01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:30,641 "You did good, son. I'm proud of you." 541 01:03:39,602 --> 01:03:43,595 There's a Santa in the mirror. Great. 542 01:03:53,242 --> 01:03:56,200 Are you struggling with your anxiety? 543 01:03:56,362 --> 01:04:01,482 You were supposed to be at a party with your girlfriend and buddies. 544 01:04:01,642 --> 01:04:05,954 All you do is whine all day. What's the matter with you? 545 01:04:06,162 --> 01:04:08,232 Who the hell are you? 546 01:04:08,402 --> 01:04:11,439 Look at me: I'm Santa Claus! 547 01:04:25,202 --> 01:04:28,239 Hey, don't you believe in me? 548 01:04:29,482 --> 01:04:33,714 Sure. You're Santa, and I'm Christopher Walken. 549 01:04:33,882 --> 01:04:40,321 I didn't know Christopher Walken played in Liv Ullmann movies. 550 01:04:41,682 --> 01:04:45,994 Don't you have some presents to give away? 551 01:04:47,082 --> 01:04:50,518 You're that present, Kristoffer. 552 01:04:54,442 --> 01:04:56,751 Cut it out! 553 01:04:58,322 --> 01:05:02,998 Do that one more time, and I'll smash your face! 554 01:05:21,122 --> 01:05:23,556 Santa is here! 555 01:05:24,002 --> 01:05:27,551 Enough! Pay attention. 556 01:05:29,282 --> 01:05:33,878 Finally the day we have been waiting for, has arrived. 557 01:05:34,122 --> 01:05:38,081 I would like to take this opportunity - 558 01:05:38,242 --> 01:05:44,556 - to wish everyone a Merry Christmas in the name of Jesus Christ. 559 01:05:44,802 --> 01:05:49,830 I have brought a special boy for a special girl. 560 01:05:50,002 --> 01:05:54,678 And for you other buffoons and serpent spawn - 561 01:05:54,842 --> 01:06:01,441 - I have brought a brew of heavenly juices and cock diesel. 562 01:06:01,682 --> 01:06:05,391 I have brought good spirits and a cup. 563 01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:10,238 "Ich bin der Weinachtsmann." Merry Christmas! 564 01:06:20,602 --> 01:06:25,630 The record company has given us a second chance! 565 01:06:25,722 --> 01:06:31,319 That's nice, Stian. Have you seen Pia? Is she here? 566 01:06:31,682 --> 01:06:38,554 -What are you doing next month? -Stian, where is Pia right now? 567 01:06:39,282 --> 01:06:45,960 -She has left. That hurts! -What do you mean? Where is she? 568 01:06:46,122 --> 01:06:51,321 She went to the airport. It wasn't my fault. 569 01:06:51,642 --> 01:06:56,397 She's going to England. She left a half-hour ago. 570 01:06:58,962 --> 01:07:01,112 You want to talk to her? 571 01:07:01,282 --> 01:07:05,639 Yes, but I am here, and she is at the airport. 572 01:07:05,802 --> 01:07:12,674 The first plane doesn't leave for a couple of hours. We can make it. 573 01:07:19,304 --> 01:07:23,138 I'll drive anyone anywhere, as long as I get paid. 574 01:07:23,304 --> 01:07:26,023 Just let me for once get paid! 575 01:07:26,184 --> 01:07:32,737 Kristoffer needs a ride. He has to meet his girl at the airport. 576 01:07:32,984 --> 01:07:36,897 -That's so romantic! -We have to get moving. 577 01:07:37,064 --> 01:07:41,854 -I'm not getting into a car! -That's the only way I can drive you. 578 01:07:42,024 --> 01:07:48,020 I have a problem with cars. They are small, they smell... 579 01:07:48,184 --> 01:07:51,381 Do you want to stop her, or not? 580 01:07:52,984 --> 01:07:59,059 -Know what cars do? They crash! -That's right, they explode! 581 01:08:01,864 --> 01:08:04,537 We don't have time for this! 582 01:08:15,584 --> 01:08:21,773 Relax. Nothing bad will happen. It even smells good in here. 583 01:08:31,744 --> 01:08:35,783 -Stop the car! -Don't stop. Hurry up. 584 01:08:39,984 --> 01:08:46,457 This is great. It's so exciting, and so incredibly romantic! 585 01:08:47,584 --> 01:08:50,303 Think about Pia. 586 01:08:55,664 --> 01:08:58,132 She's waiting for you. 587 01:09:00,384 --> 01:09:05,060 You can hold your hand there if that helps. 588 01:09:22,264 --> 01:09:23,936 What's it say? 589 01:09:24,104 --> 01:09:27,494 "Go to gate." She's in fucking England. 590 01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:32,374 She isn't in England. Wait right here. 591 01:09:41,024 --> 01:09:43,697 Tickets. Come with me. 592 01:09:57,064 --> 01:09:59,294 Sorry. 593 01:10:00,144 --> 01:10:06,253 I got a little carried away. But she's right up there. 594 01:10:10,864 --> 01:10:13,617 Come on. 595 01:10:16,304 --> 01:10:18,579 Step over here. 596 01:10:21,664 --> 01:10:25,452 Do you have any metal in your pockets? 597 01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:14,176 I'll give you a discount. 598 01:11:14,984 --> 01:11:18,897 Thanks. I can't believe we made it. 599 01:11:19,064 --> 01:11:24,092 -You were in safe hands. -You are a good driver. 600 01:11:24,184 --> 01:11:26,254 Thank you. 601 01:12:32,464 --> 01:12:35,297 That's a strange hankie. 602 01:12:37,504 --> 01:12:41,179 Horrible what they've done to your party. 603 01:12:41,344 --> 01:12:45,576 They went bananas with your decorations. 604 01:12:47,824 --> 01:12:51,658 I think your Norwegian is good, Wayne. 605 01:14:59,464 --> 01:15:02,183 It's snowing! 606 01:15:06,904 --> 01:15:09,737 It's snowing! Incredible! 607 01:15:12,344 --> 01:15:17,372 I do believe it's snowing. It's snowing! 608 01:15:26,464 --> 01:15:29,024 It's snowing! 609 01:15:36,504 --> 01:15:39,337 We actually got snow. 610 01:16:25,864 --> 01:16:28,822 Subtitles: Nick Norris